Re: OT: You know you're in 2003 when ...

["Robert G. (Doc) Savage" <dsavage@peaknet.net>]

I've heard of 12-step dependency recovery programs, but 25- ???

--Doc

On Tue, 2003-01-28 at 19:58, mike808@users.sourceforge.net wrote:
> [found on the internet]
> 
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN 2003 WHEN .............
> 
> 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they
>    do not have e-mail addresses.
> 
> 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
> 
> 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat.
>    He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
> 
> 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
> 
> 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
>    but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
> 
> 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup 
>    to see if it contains Echinacea.
> 
> 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn 
>    so she can create a screen saver.
> 
> 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone 
>    to see if anyone is home.
> 
> 9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the
>    bottom of the screen.
> 
> 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
>     sells for half the price you paid.
> 
> 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have 
>     the first 40 or 50 years plus of your life, is now a cause for panic 
>     and you turn around to go get it.
> 
> 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase 
>     would be a hassle and takes planning.
> 
> 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags 
>     out of the back seat of your car.
> 
> 14. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
> 
> 15. You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.
> 
> 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
> 
> 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored Post-it notes.
> 
> 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
> 
> 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
> 
> 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, 
>     as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
> 
> 21. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
> 
> 22. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail
>     on your way back to bed.
> 
> 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-)
> 
> 24. You're reading this.
> 
> 25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
> 
> Mike808/
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