Re: Windows Rants! (was Re: dial up with winxp)

["Bob T. Kat" <bobkat79@charter.net>]

Now why would you ever need to know anything like where an area code is
or what the iso notation for a country is, you only need that kind of
information if your smart enough to work for Microsoft, why do mere
mortals need to know anything but clicky and reboot (and of course shake
the toner cartridge), and admins are just trained monkey's here to call
ms and give them money to be told to reboot or reinstall, and as for
manageability what system could be any more easily managed than windows,
there are only 3 solutions to any problem
1: reboot, if that doesn't fix it go to step 2
2: download all updates or buy upgrade if problem persists go to 3
3: fdisk and reinstall if problem persists go back to step 1

you see no system could be easier to work with, and it keeps all that
dangerous information away from you poor misguided users

Bob T. Kat

Have you ever notice the address for Microsoft is "1 microsoft way", I
hope you didn't think that was just a coincidence, it's actually
foreshadowing

I know it gives the jake away but the top part of the email was written
in thick sarcasm 

-----Original Message-----
From: silug-discuss-owner@silug.org
[mailto:silug-discuss-owner@silug.org] On Behalf Of Tighe Schlottog
Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 3:30 PM
To: silug-discuss@silug.org
Subject: Re: Windows Rants! (was Re: dial up with winxp)

> I feel like starting another thread off of this because we might
> actually have some decent traffic flow through like that one time with
> the sparc machines.

What you say?

> Anyway, I've found that Windows itself provides little to no
> information.  Isn't that odd?  It can't tell you where a certain area
> code is, what the ISO notation for a particular country is, or even
> what 100 degrees Celsius is in Fahrenheit.

Have you ever installed XP?  Jebus Mary and Joseph, it makes sure that
you
have a valid Key and that is about it.

> Not only the lack of information, but the way that they love to extend
> and embrace.  Man.  Their idea of security is running Kerberos 5 on
> everything.  Eh?

But, but, but, Kerberos is the most secure thing evar!  I mean, it isn't
like a chimp with a pencil and a piece of paper can break it.  Oh wait,
never mind.

>  What the hell kind of good does that do when IIS has a nasty hole in
> it that allows people to gain full access to your machine?  Psh.

Bah!  That is a FEATURE TO ALLOW REMOTE ADMINISTRATION!!!!

> Sure, Windows has the interface and the good looks, but what is it
> /really/?  I honestly think it looks more like a toy than anything
> Unix I've seen.  Well, except for perhaps AIX, but that's because
> there're religious issues there.

ALL PRAISE XP!
ALL PRAISE XP!
ALL PRAISE XP!
ALL PRAISE XP!
ALL PRAISE XP!
ALL PRAISE XP!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW YOUR MACHINE WORKS.  THAT IS
WHY WE ARE HERE.  WE ARE MCSE'S OF BORG.  YOUR MACHINE WILL BE
"UPGRADED"
PREPARE FOR UPGRADING, GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND SAY,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

disclaimer : I am trying to bait Nate into a fit in which he will begin
to
froth at the mouth and howl at the moon.  So, if you believed any of
that
tripe I wrote, HA HA FOOLED YOU.


tighe

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