Re: OT: Funny Gates story...

[Kyle Pointer <kapointer@charter.net>]

LMAO


On Saturday 26 March 2005 09:56, Ken Keefe wrote:
> Sorry, I never normally send these, but this gave me a good chuckle so I
> thought I'd pass it on...
>
> Ken
>
> > Bill Gates Meets His Programmer
> >
> > Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God
> > stands over him and says, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one.
> > It's a tough decision. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or
> > Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in
> > almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows
> > '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never
> > done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."
> >
> > Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you
> > briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly
> > puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places
> > briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see
> > first, Heaven or Hell?"
> >
> > Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at
> > God and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of
> > lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.
> >
> > When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was beautiful and
> > clean, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies,
> > pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across
> > Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is
> > great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."
> >
> > Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of
> > smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above
> > the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and
> > singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought,
> > but not as enticing as Hell.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Bill looked up, yelled for God, told him his decision and was sent to
> > Hell for eternity.
> >
> > Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how
> > he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates
> > shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire,
> > being burned and tortured by demons.
> >
> > "So, how is everything going?" God asked.
> >
> > Bill responded with a cracking voice filled with anguish and
> > disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the
> > first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the
> > other place...with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful
> > women?"
> >
> > "That was the demo," replied God.
> >
> >
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