Quotes for the Cubical

[Travis Owens <openbook@linuxmds.com>]

Hey all,

Just thought we could use a little laugh to brighten up our cube farm...

Hope you enjoy them!

(if you have any more of these clever "motivational" tools, toss them my
way. I always enjoy a good laugh.)


        Dain bramaged.
        
        Department of Redundancy Department.
        
        None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.
        
        Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
        it by killing all those who opposed them.
        
        If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you
        probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the
        situation.
        
        Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the
        job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
        
        Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
        
        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
        
        A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a
        scapegoat.
        
        If at first you don't succeed, try management.
        
        Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
        
        TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
        
        The beatings will continue until morale improves.
        
        Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
        groups.
        
        We waste time, so you don't have to.
        
        Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
        
        Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
        slacker.
        
        A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
        
        When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
        
        INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
        
        Succeed in spite of management.
        
        Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment


-- 
Travis Owens <openbook@linuxmds.com>
Linux MDs


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