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Re: Windows Rants! (was Re: dial up with winxp)
Quoting Tighe Schlottog <emry@icephyre.net>:
> What you say?
Someone set up us teh bomb !!!
> Have you ever installed XP? Jebus Mary and Joseph, it makes sure that you
> have a valid Key and that is about it.
Yep. I know. I was forced to run XP for a while. My god.
> But, but, but, Kerberos is the most secure thing evar! I mean, it isn't
> like a chimp with a pencil and a piece of paper can break it. Oh wait,
> never mind.
... Yeah.
> Bah! That is a FEATURE TO ALLOW REMOTE ADMINISTRATION!!!!
That's what they said about Citrix. Well, as one of its features, anyway...
> ALL PRAISE XP!
> ALL PRAISE XP!
> ALL PRAISE XP!
> ALL PRAISE XP!
> ALL PRAISE XP!
> ALL PRAISE XP!
Howabout we don't and say we did?
> YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW YOUR MACHINE WORKS. THAT IS
> WHY WE ARE HERE. WE ARE MCSE'S OF BORG. YOUR MACHINE WILL BE
> "UPGRADED"
> PREPARE FOR UPGRADING, GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND SAY,
> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".
Please. I didn't want to visualize such a sight. I'm now scarred for life.
> disclaimer : I am trying to bait Nate into a fit in which he will begin to
> froth at the mouth and howl at the moon. So, if you believed any of that
> tripe I wrote, HA HA FOOLED YOU.
You didn't succeed, sir. I only laughed at your tripe and invisioned your snide
self at that altar, losing your independence.
--
Nate Reindl, The Fabled Halfling.
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